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The Hillary Nutcracker
by CSB Commodities

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  • The most innovative new product of the year!
  • A functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell.
  • The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring.
  • Stands Nine inches tall
  • Feel the Squeeze with Hillary!

  • Is America ready for THIS nutcracker? You have just found the most innovative new product of the year! Get your hands on the world's most unique nutcracker...Grab Hillary while supplies last! This Hillary Nutcracker Stands Nine-inches tall. It is a functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell. The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring. Not recommended for the dishwasher or children under 12 years of age


    Customer Reviews:
     
    Want Something Different?
    Customer Rating: 5 out of 5 
    I enjoy buying items that are the present, past, and future...this is one of them. Too bad, she played a fair race and Obama did not. Hillary Forever!

    Great Fun for the Lighthearted.
    Customer Rating: 5 out of 5 
    If you can't take a great joke - don't buy it because it is very funny at Hillary's expense

    Still gets a laugh one year later!
    Customer Rating: 5 out of 5 
    Thank God she won't be our president, but even still, this item got big laughs as a gift for my father-in-law. He shows it to everyone and gets big laughs every time. He still laughs so hard he cries every time he looks at this!

    Got the response I was looking for!
    Customer Rating: 5 out of 5 
    I saw this on TV and got it for my DAD! He got a real kick out of it! Put a BIG smile on his face and he even uses it to crack the "nuts" for his squirrel friends! This Hillary has some "massive-iron" thighs.

    christine in S.B.
    Customer Rating: 5 out of 5 
    We saw this product on "The Graham Norton Show", a British TV program on BBC. He was giving it away to guests. What fascinated me the most, is how great the international interest in our presidential race is. This product is just FUN. It doesn't matter what your affliation is. This is a conversation starter (or ender). Just PLEASE, keep looking at the issues and possible solutions, and VOTE. Let's keep apathay at bay... VOTE INTELLIGENTLY. Thanks.




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